Not Another Celebrity Movie (2014)

Actors

• Robert T. Barrett (actor)
• Michael Bower (actor)
• J.T. Boyd (actor)
• Dave Burleigh (actor)
• Samuel Caruana (actor)
• John Di Domenico (actor)
• Cole Downing (actor)
• William Echeverri (actor)
• Elvis Dino Esquivel (actor)
• Roy Matthew Gough (actor)
• William Guirola (actor)
• Levi James (actor)
• Baron Jay (actor)
• Aliano Joey (actor)
• Chadwick Armstrong (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Saturday Night Live: Christmas (2013)

Actors

• Fred Armisen (actor)
• Dan Aykroyd (actor)
• Alec Baldwin (actor)
• Alec Baldwin (actor)
• Michael Bublé (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Bill Hader (actor)
• Bill Hader (actor)
• Samuel L. Jackson (actor)
• Chris Kattan (actor)
• Taran Killam (actor)
• Fred Armisen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Idiot Heist (2012)

Actors

• Brendan Norman (actor)
• Josiah Thibodeau (actor)
• Joe Wakefield (actor)
• Harmoni Everett (actress)
• Harmoni Everett (producer)
• Brendan Norman (producer)
• Brendan Norman (writer)
• Austin Traut (director)
• Brendan Norman (editor)
• Austin Traut (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Time Trumpet (2011)

Actors

• Brady Bryson (actor)
• Mike DiGiacinto (actor)
• Daryl Edwards (actor)
• John Joseph Gallagher (actor)
• Henry Vick (actor)
• Memory Contento (actress)
• Natalie Neckyfarow (actress)
• Madelyne Rose Schmitt (actress)
• Tony Hernandez (producer)
• Armando Iannucci (producer)
• Elizabeth Koe (producer)
• Laura Krafft (producer)
• Armando Iannucci (writer)
• Laura Krafft (writer)
• Dana Covarrubias (costume designer)

Genres

• Comedy

This Ain't Lady Gaga XXX (2011)

Actors

• Marco Banderas (actor)
• Ron Jeremy (actor)
• Scott Lyons (actor)
• Tee Reel (actor)
• Marco Rivera (actor)
• Aubrey Addams (actress)
• Helly Mae Hellfire (actress)
• Raylene (actress)
• Rihanna Rimes (actress)
• Drew Rose (producer)
• Axel Braun (writer)
• Ike Stain (writer)
• Axel Braun (director)
• Claudia Ross (editor)
• Marco Salvatore (editor)

Genres

• Adult
• Adult

Turn Left at Pennsylvania Avenue (2008)

Actors

• Bill Armstrong (actor)
• Rob Bates (actor)
• Burt Brooks (actor)
• Nick Cobb (actor)
• William Dean (actor)
• William Duvall Smith (actor)
• Charlie Esser (actor)
• Ben Fuglaar (actor)
• Verne Harris (actor)
• Michael Hayne (actor)
• Nicklaus Jones (actor)
• Ron Kidd (actor)
• Robert Marlowe (actor)
• Jay McCarey (actor)
• Alex Adams (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

The Love Guru (2008)

Actors

• Boyd Banks (actor)
• Matt Baram (actor)
• Sachin Bhatt (actor)
• Jahlani Bishop (actor)
• Frank Bishun (actor)
• Rob Blake (actor)
• Sharat Chawla (actor)
• Deepak Chopra (actor)
• Gotham Chopra (actor)
• Robert Cohen (actor)
• Stephen Colbert (actor)
• Rick Cordeiro (actor)
• Seán Cullen (actor)
• Wayne Curnew (actor)
• Bob Bainborough (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance
• Sport

Taglines:

His Karma is Huge
Get ready for the summer of love

Quotes:

Jacques Grande: Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!

Guru Pitka: Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle.

Jacques Grande: Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno.

Guru Pitka: Let's look at the word, guru. Ok. My goal is to get you to say "Gee You Are You", tm.

[repeated line]::Guru Pitka: Marishka Hargitay.

Rajneesh: [answering cell phone] Dell Computers, this is Chip.

Guru Pitka: If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

Jay Kell: [from trailer] That is going to knock some change out of his coin purse!

Jacques Grande: And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.::Prudence Roanoke: What's that?::Jacques Grande: Pop-Tart with the ketchup. She's good.

Guru Pitka: Please welcome, Celine Dion!::Jacques Grande: Ah! Dis is my day of lucky!

Epic Movie (2007)

Actors

• Philip Albuquerque (actor)
• George Alvarez (actor)
• Darko Belgrade (actor)
• Roscoe Lee Browne (actor)
• Jaime Burgos III (actor)
• Anwar Burton (actor)
• Adam Campbell (actor)
• David Carradine (actor)
• David J. Catching (actor)
• Ronald Lee Clark (actor)
• Tony Cox (actor)
• Jareb Dauplaise (actor)
• Frankie DeMiranda (actor)
• Tyce Diorio (actor)
• Yousef Abu-Taleb (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy

Taglines:

The mother of all spoofs
From 2 of the 6 writers of "Scary Movie"
We Know It's Big. We Measured.
Opening Wide, January 26

Quotes:

Peter: [while urinating in the snow] Look! Nicole Richie! [camera shows a stick figure with hair]

White Bitch: Behold, my white castle.::[she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them]::Edward: White Castle? I feel like I've been there before.

Willy: Who wants to play with Willy?

Peter: I want flabby grandma arms!

[as the White Queen pulls up in her turbo sled]::Edward: Whoa, Stifler's mom!

Lucy: Holy shit, a talking beaver!

Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?::Edward: Uh-huh.::Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.

Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!::Willy: That's actually the sewer line.

Lucy: [Reading a hidden message on a painting] "So lame the hair of Tom"::[Looks toward a painting a Tom Hanks with his long hair in "The Da Vinci Code"]::Lucy: Wait. "Lame." "Lame" is a - "Lame" is a seven-letter word.

Peter: [Talking about the frozen White Bitch] We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and...::Captain Jack Swallows: [Jack Swallows come rolling by on the wodden wheel and runs over the Bitch] [In the distance] Take that, Bitch!::Peter: [pauses] Ah, screw her anyways.

West, Kanye Filmography

• Shiloh's Twelfth
  2013, role: composer
• Made in America
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee
• Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
  2013, role: actor
• Our Vinyl Weighs a Ton: This Is Stones Throw Records
  2013, role: actor
• Untitled M.I.A. Documentary
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• David Blaine: Real or Magic
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2013 MTV Video Music Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• 12-12-12
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• BET Awards 2012
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bad 25
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cruel Summer
  2012, role: director
• 12-12-12: The Concert for Sandy Relief
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• No Church in the Wild
  2012, role: writer
• Something from Nothing: The Art of Rap
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cruel Summer
  2012, role: actor , character name: Ibrahim
• MTV Europe Music Awards 2012
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• No Church in the Wild
  2012, role: producer
• No Church in the Wild
  2012, role: composer
• Disconnect: Cell Phones & Cancer
  2012, role: actor
• Cruel Summer
  2012, role: writer
• Cruel Summer
  2012, role: writer
• Festival de Música SWU
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• The Black Mamba
  2011, role: actor , character name: The Boss
• MTV Europe Music Awards 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee
• MTV Video Music Awards 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee
• Business as Usual: The Exploitation of Hip Hop
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Mr Rager
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Pop Profiles
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Video Music Awards 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Performer
• Beyoncé's I Am... World Tour
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• BET Awards 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Brotherly Love Table Read
  2010, role: actor
• Runaway
  2010, role: director
• Runaway
  2010, role: composer
• Erase Me
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Erase Me
  2010, role: writer
• VH1 News Presents: Plastic Surgery Obsession
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• We Are the World 25 for Haiti
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Runaway
  2010, role: writer
• The Best of the World Music Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Runaway
  2010, role: actor , character name: Griffin
• Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Soundtrack 2 My Life
  2010, role: producer
• MTV Video Music Awards 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• Alligator Boots
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• BET Awards 2009
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Make Her Say
  2009, role: producer
• Alligator Boots
  2009, role: producer

Famous quotes by Kanye West:

"And wouldn’t change by the change, or the game, or the fame, when he came, in the game, he made his own name"

"Now I can let these dream killers kill my self esteem-or use my arrogance as steam to power my dreams!!!"

"Keep your nose out the sky, keep your heart to god, and keep your face to the raising sun."

"I don't know whats better gettin laid or gettin paid."

"We buy our way out of jail but we can't buy freedom,"

"George Bush doesn't care about black people, ... They're saying black families are looting and white families are just looking for food...they're giving the (Army) permission to shoot us"

"nothing in life is promised except death"

"We gonna touch the sky,"

"if you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. a lot of people don`t appreciate the moment until it`s passed"

"Why everything that's supposed to be bad/Make me feel so good?"

"I refuse to accept other people's ideas of happiness for me. As if there's a 'one size fits all' standard for happiness."

"They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus, that means guns, sex, lies, video tapes, but if I talk about God my record won't get played Huh?"

"Black people can be the most conservative, the most discriminating. Especially among ourselves. It wasn't white people who said all black men have to wear baggy jeans."

"If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. a lot of people don't appreciate the moment until it's passed."

"Nothing in life is promised except death."

"I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying."

"I can always tell if a band has a British rhythm section due to the gritty production."

"It was a strike against me that I didn't wear baggy jeans and jerseys and that I never hustled, never sold drugs."

"I ain't here to argue about his facial features. Or here to convert atheists into believers. I'm just trying to say the way school need teachers the way Kathie Lee needed Regis that's the way yall need Jesus."

"This dark diction has become America's addiction."